by earlkabong on April 17, 2012
“@dubouchet: Hey fuckface in the Budweiser commercial, take a cab home and let your dog take a shit. Fuck you.”
- Monday Oct 20 - 1:08am
@Jfrandse l apologize and beg your forgiveness. I did not take the "objects may be closer than they appear" warning seriously enough.
- Sunday Oct 19 - 8:54pm
I'm at Dollop Coffee & Tea Co. in Chicago, IL https://t.co/d0UorYoo5c
- Sunday Oct 19 - 4:18pm
I am more certain of this than anything in the universe: Every kid that's ever been the Notre Dame leprechaun is a complete asshole.
- Sunday Oct 19 - 12:26am
Nothing says college football like a fat state trooper running alongside the team.
- Sunday Oct 19 - 12:23am
I'm at Old Town School of Folk Music for Luther Dickinson and Ruthie Foster in Chicago, IL https://t.co/oOhOYAckfl
- Sunday Oct 19 - 12:18am
I'm at Anytime Fitness in Highland, IN https://t.co/bIEuReSpjT
- Saturday Oct 18 - 8:36pm