Dispatches

Coming soon. And then going somewhere else.

We apologize for the delay. Please remain in your seats.

By earlkabong|2010-08-13T20:41:08-04:00August 13th, 2010|Categories: alternator apocalypse, Dispatches, Ethnic scapegoating, Mobile Command Center|

The Alternator Apocalypse of 2010 continues to bring misery and suffering to everyone who expected the Traipsathon to set America right, in the sense that it would give them a reason to say to themselves, "Hey, look I've made some bad choices [...]

Pre-Traipsathon Test Drive: Fail

By earlkabong|2010-07-30T02:44:23-04:00July 24th, 2010|Categories: Destinations, Dispatches, Little Rock, Mobile Command Center, Uncategorized|

It's lovely here at All About Tires (and Batteries) in Little Rock, Arkansas, where the employees are friendly, the restrooms are clean and the Traipsathon Mobile Command Center sits in Bay No. 1, incapacitated. Having taken possession of the TMCC only 3 [...]